Cleavage and Earthquakes

So mom relished telling me this story. About 2 months ago a religious man in Iran made the news saying that women who wear revealing clothing are the reason for earthquakes in the world. So every time she see's someone with cleavage, she wonders where the ground will be shaking next.

After she woke up from her sleep this morning, she looked at me with bleary eyes and said "Wonder who's gonna have an earthquake today?" She tried to summon up a devilish grin but it was tough. It immediately made me look at my cleavage and laugh. I've caused a lot of damage over the years :)